shoot the freak

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I eat a lot of french fries. We found the dog version of Puddy outside Jimmy's Diner. I tanned on Coney Island. Pauly D is DJing in midtown tonight, which makes me die inside (it's Jersey Shore attire required). In a frenzy, realizing I had nothing to wear, I decided to have another go at my hairjob. We found a promising barbershop and Oscar (he gave me his business card) worked his magic on my scalp. He thinks stars are feminine. Two guys waiting to get their hair did tried to give us a bag of green, but i'm an independent woman and I can support myself. So many cuties out here. I'm ready to party and meet sexy guidos.